Total Medals Earned: 652 (From 99 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,590 Points
Medals Earned: 6/14 (140/415 points)
Master the Fire Flip.
Visit the links page.
View the intro movie.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Shut down the UberBot.
View the COMBOS page.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Defeat the class president.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game without taking damage
Medals Earned: 12/13 (150/155 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (95/250 points)
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Complete the game
Complete all the challenges
Medals Earned: 9/19 (180/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Win the game!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
You'll know it when you see it!
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/45 points)
Complete the second corridor
Defeat the first enemy
Complete the first corridor
Complete the last corridor
Defeat the last enemy
Medals Earned: 7/12 (50/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (135/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.